The Tick
City!
This is the Tick speaking!
It's time for me to move on. I'm leaving you.
But don't worry. I recognize my responsibility for your well-being. I've given this almost two minutes of uninterrupted thought..........
I'm leaving you in the capable hooves of...the Man-Eating Cow!
I know what you're thinking. But she's already proven her abilities and she has a surprisingly well-developed sense of right and wrong for a farm animal.
Man-Eating Cow
Moo.
The Tick
She will protect your streets from criminals and villains. And eat them, too.
So....uh...
...that's about it.
Bye.
--The Tick (Issue # 8, "a matter of cosmic import…and other stories......")
- Baby's First Post
rubicantoto- April 4th, 2001
"Destiny is a funny thing."
"Once I thought I was destined to become emperor of Greenland, sole monarch over its 52,000 inhabitants. Then I thought I was destined to build a polynesian longship in my garage."
"I was wrong then, but I've got it now."
--The Tick (Issue #1, "The Tick")
